Post by Deleted on Dec 7, 2016 19:54:00 GMT
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Where are all the thousands of purchases from the Mrs Smiths we were promised on the account of HYB - the greatest "Christmas" single of all time - being played on the snowy whiter than white Radio 2?
Seems Mrs Smith has decided to shack up with Daniel O'Donnell this festive season.
He does "Sweet Caroline" you know. Just like Quo then.
Maybe if they had given away some free incontinence knickers with every album then some old dears would have bought it. And they would have got full use of them too after listening to Francis and his eye candy's "singing".
Where are all the thousands of purchases from the Mrs Smiths we were promised on the account of HYB - the greatest "Christmas" single of all time - being played on the snowy whiter than white Radio 2?
Seems Mrs Smith has decided to shack up with Daniel O'Donnell this festive season.
He does "Sweet Caroline" you know. Just like Quo then.
Maybe if they had given away some free incontinence knickers with every album then some old dears would have bought it. And they would have got full use of them too after listening to Francis and his eye candy's "singing".
