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Post by dontthinkitmatters on Dec 24, 2017 13:35:31 GMT
.....and the winner is ...drum roll please spud .....
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Post by dontthinkitmatters on Dec 24, 2017 13:44:32 GMT
.....the lady with blonde hair - who correctly spotted the famous pop group...On presenting her with her prize Eileen said "I thought it was him but wasn't sure, is it Kevin? he has lost his curly hair ....but then I saw him - yep it was the bassist out of the group I love .....its Dexy's Midnight Runners!"
Happy Christmas Everyone
This next ones for Rick
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Post by Railroad17 on Dec 26, 2017 2:03:39 GMT
Best caption for this gets a prezzie........ a proper bass player would have sparked the customs bloke and not had us sitting here you fcuking Dexys pussy. |
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Post by azza200 on Dec 27, 2017 22:19:18 GMT
another pic to caption  |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 27, 2017 23:41:49 GMT
Francis : as there's no winter tour next year I'm practising my dance moves in case I do get on Strictly
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Post by Tʰᵉ Wᵃˡˡ Oᶠ Dᵉᵃᵗʰ on Dec 27, 2017 23:53:22 GMT
Francis: Would you mind if I kicked you in the bollox for being a twat?
The other bass player: Me the twat?
Andy: Just look at those pair of twats. One's a rock star wishing to be a country star, whilst the other is a c*** wishing to be a rock star.
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Post by kiwipom on Dec 28, 2017 0:12:31 GMT
“… the thing is many of the modern fans think I am Quo and always have been…
....in reality I told them to stick the band in 1985…...Rick and Alan wanted it, I didn’t….
....then everyone started kissing my arse, so I forced them to get rid of Alan and I got the band handed to me on a plate on my terms…
...so the one who wanted it the least, got the most out of it and got to call the shots…..funny old game, innit?”
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Post by charliechops on Dec 28, 2017 5:05:32 GMT
Best caption for this gets a prezzie........ Blonde to her mates : ” they used to be first class “ Blonde to her mates : “ is that the group doing the entertainment ? “ . The old boy in front over hears her and says “ I’ve seen better looking bands on my cigars “ . |
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Post by dontthinkitmatters on Dec 28, 2017 9:04:36 GMT
another pic to caption Fcuk this guitar - just got a massive splinter! |
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Post by charles on Dec 28, 2017 11:58:07 GMT
Rhino: What do you use against dandruff?
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Post by Tʰᵉ Wᵃˡˡ Oᶠ Dᵉᵃᵗʰ on Dec 28, 2017 12:03:45 GMT
another pic to caption FR:Do you think if I stand here and block that camera they may think Spud is on the drums? Other bass player: Well I was thinking of chopping off my feet, wearing a blonde wig and sing all of Ricks stuff. The casual punters are so thick they wouldn't notice. |
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Post by vivfromcov on Dec 28, 2017 14:03:25 GMT
another pic to caption Rhino: "Nooooo you've got it all wrong, the heroic stance is thus..." |
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Post by kursaal75 on Dec 28, 2017 14:29:59 GMT
 Hey Andy. You sure you know how to use that control panel, the Rossi robot keeps coliding into me. . |
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Post by azza200 on Dec 28, 2017 15:07:20 GMT
Rhino "So Frame can we play Come on Elieen in the set?"
Rossi - My wife is called Eileen
Andy - ffs rhino no wants to hear that song which is only what you are famous for give it a rest
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Post by granny on Dec 28, 2017 22:49:27 GMT
Best caption for this gets a prezzie........ Francis "@davyno called me a walloper!" Rhino "Is that all?"  |
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